2 definition by gaybe

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A fake athlete, trader, and last but not least male. Likes to lie, impersonate, dress up like Brigitte Bardot .Participates daily in delusional thoughts of grandeur without merit. Normally found near the school yard playing grab ass with his life mate soutwoman.
gaybe married stoutwoman to simplify the tax return. Uncle Sam was the witness.
by gaybe December 28, 2004

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Little berry shaped objects of unkown origin that cling to the hair of stoutbitches ass and are mistaken for the "G" spot by gaybe.
gaybe worked the dingle berries ferociously, BUTT only ended up with stink finger.
by gaybe May 14, 2003

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