"little ding ding"

an extremely tiny penis

person 1- Did you guys fuck?
person 2- Hell no, he had a "little ding ding"..i wouldn't have felt it.

by sara a December 1, 2006

Dingdong ditch

Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.

Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch

by UntwinedCartoons June 1, 2014

dingaling

1."lame cut-down"
2.stupid friend you have..
3.dumbass

mat, you dingaling.
mat, you STUPID dingaling.
mat, you dumbass dingaling.

by Virus February 6, 2003

shamma lamma ding dong

a small short dick that has not been circumsized

Joey, let go of that shamma lamma ding dong!

by gerda October 4, 2005

ding fry

A dancing and singing purple fuzzy french fry with a bell on its head.

I ate the ding fry as it began to sing.

The ding fry rang its bell while dancing on my plate.

by Valarie December 5, 2004

Ding Worthy

To press the keypad of your phone to shut someone up - While talking

Zach: OMG OMG OMG

Bobby presses the keypad on his phone "a.k.a The Ding"

Zach: Dude that wasn't Ding Worthy

by Ari Anthony July 28, 2006

Ding Dong Dude

The term used for when a dude pretends to be a chick online for the sake of sexual arousal, fantasy and gratification purposes. The dude then gets so caught up in his fantasy that he forgets he is a dude and sets up to meet the object of his online affection thereby creating a "Ding Dong Dude" situation.

Guy #1: These last couple weeks have been amazing! I can't wait to meet you in real life!

Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!

-2 weeks later-

Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.

Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.

Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?

Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.

Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.

by sweet_melissa79 March 7, 2013