vagina date

When a girl and her gay best friend hang out.

Person 1: Hey! We need to have a vagina date soon!
Person 2: Sounds absolutely fabulous, girlfriend!

by iLoveLesbians March 9, 2011

prison date

A euphemism mainly used in prisons used to mean the act of male masterbation

Harry's going to the showers early probably on a prison date

by Mr dranal September 24, 2017

dubai datebook

When an older rich man pays for your trip to dubai in exchange for your services

She always has new clothes because shes in that dubai datebook

by lesbiansagree October 27, 2018

National Fake Date Day

YOU HAVE TO DAY SOMEONE IF YOU DONT YOU PUSSY!! THE RULES ARE YOU HAVE TO KISS,HUG AND etc... IT CAN BE YOUR BESTFREIND, BOY BEST IDC!!!

Today is National Fake Date Day!!

by Heyyybabbe September 25, 2019

sneak date

(n.) A two person outing in which one party is unaware that the outing is a date until it is in progress.

He said we were just going to grab coffee and study for finance but when I arrived and saw him overdressed and drenched in cologne I became painfully aware it was a sneak date!

by RhetoricalRed September 12, 2009

Original Date Rape Drug

Alcohol. Long before any of the hypnotics and exotics were used to incapacitate an unsuspecting woman, men used to ply women with booze until they were so drunk, they didn't realize the trap they had fallen into.

Girl #1: I woke up and didn't even know where I was, whose bed I was in or what happened, but I knew I had to get out of there

Girl #2: Are you sure the guy didn't slip you a date rape drug?

Girl #1: No we were just doing shots, drinking beer with everyone, I know I got really, really drunk, stumbling drunk, I think I left with him, but that's all I remember

Girl #2: Yeah he made sure you had too much to drink, it's called The Original Date Rape Drug. That type of guy is just a more patient predator, the end result is still the same

Girl #1: Never again am I going to let that happen....

by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010

Daney

Daney defines herself. She doesn't shit from anyone, especially not zombies. A true fighter till the end, she is a must have for any zombie apocalypse. Greek statues fall apart when she walks near due to her immortal beauty. The Goddess of Goldfish.

1.GODDAM that Daney just made all those statues crumble! Now we can only gaze upon her magnificence

2. Oh shiznit, zombies are coming! Better call Daney!

by Greatful Goldfish February 8, 2012