dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012

Dating Machine

Also known as a hoe

Man, i'm a dating machine this week
That girl michelle is a dating machine

by KnowledgeBearer June 16, 2016

Dating a Donald

When you date a man who's desires to satisfy his own ego trumps your need to be considered and respected.

When you are dating a Donald, he might be so focused on himself that he won't open the car door or wait for you.

by The adventures of G-Girl February 28, 2017

Dating jewelry

Some sort of visible Jewellery to state that your in a relation ship it can't be on your left hand ring finger though

Nice dating jewelry

by 5555two July 20, 2017

Dating

A milestone in a relationship, e.g. second base or marriage.

"What are you doing tonight?" "Me and my bae are going out for a dating" "Fo realz?, U guys there already, damn son, you two are moving so fast"

by BlackcatDuskrunner47 August 30, 2017

Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

dating

something cameron and tessa should try

they should start dating

by jfrrheebdhhxghddhvdggdgvchxx June 9, 2018