crap shoot

crap shoot = college admissions

Admission to the top 10 colleges in the U.S. is a crap shoot no matter how good you are.

by itisi November 13, 2007

crap canoodler

A Jaxi driver; one who is Irish by birth but Greek by injection; a penis praiser and willy worshipper.

You're such a crap canoodler.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

crap clock

A person's daily, internal clock for taking a crap.

Man...no matter where I am, at 8:15am every day, my crap clock goes off and I have to go right away. it's like clock work...

by Sig Englander July 7, 2006

crap food

crap food is one step below junk food in terms of nutritional value, and one step above junk food in terms of tastiness

I'll bring games and crap food

by Gary Mike Myars June 19, 2010

Crap mo stank

Diarrhea or poop.

The taco from Taco Bell gave me the crap mo stank.

by J. Ronn June 23, 2018

Crap Weasle

A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung

"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"

"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"

"You smell like a crap weasle

by GF January 28, 2003

Crap Art

Art for art's sake, usually accompanied by a fake deep statement on the bottom.

A Crap Art picture of a frog kissing a pig, and the Russian flag is in the background. Underneath it says "Lordy lord what a gourd!"

by Biopharmer May 1, 2008