Crank and Cover

When a man masturbates, and after completing this task, simply puts his pants back up WITHOUT cleaning up.

Last night while I was laying in bed, I did a crank and cover.

by SchecterGuy April 28, 2010

cranker sore

Sores on the face of a Meth head

Did you see the cranker sores on Gary's face?

by Cray Z cracker March 20, 2011

Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

by queenducttape July 24, 2008

Crandall

A crandall is a being slightly above human yet slightly below the gods

To dominate at anything and everything

Guy1-Man Kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
Guy2-What nobody told you? He is a Crandall that's why.
Guy1- Damn I wish I was a Crandall.

by i am the truth November 12, 2012

crank to the moon

to tighten a drumhead very very tight.

Dude, I just cranked that snare to the moon and now it sounds amazing!

by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005

crandalled

To get a bad joke played on you, without you knowing.

I put my ass in your face while you were sleeping, you got crandalled good!!!

by Ben Waffler October 7, 2006

Crandalled

Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.

Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.

"Dude, your boss *totally* Crandalled you in that meeting."

by HSecurity July 24, 2009