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coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.
I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.
by fat.man March 21, 2010
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coochie wrangler

one who wrangles coochies. Someone who used a lasso or a come hither look to ensnare a coochie or a person who owns a coochie. Some common types pf coochie wranglers could be enticing cowboys or just people who enjoy using lassos in strange ways.
Charro was famously know for looking for a coochie wrangler who could capture her hoochie coochie.
by awnagretlha August 16, 2010
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CoochieBanana

A yellow substance, often thick, lodged in a womens cooch. Sometimes old mens erectional juice.
O my god, I got slammed so hard last night by Mr. Mcgoo, now I have a coochiebanana!
by amandanikki123 November 24, 2011
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coochie gooch

another slang word for vagina usually referring to a recently deflowered inexperienced vagina looking for a good time

a more clean pussy
Guy1: hey you know lisa?
Guy2: hot blonde big boobs?
Guy1: Yeah i heard her coochie gooch was way tight!!!!
Guy2: you tryna hit that?
by Altairsgeniusalliance January 1, 2012
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Coochie Condensation

Occurs when a female gets increasingly warm in the crotch area and her vagina starts to sweat.
Friend 1: Hey Gurl, my vagina is sweating up a storm!
Friend 2: No worries gurl friend, you just have some coochie condensation. we all get it every once in a while.
by Taylor62097 December 7, 2014
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coochie protector

1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.

2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.

saddlebags
Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.

saddlebags
by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017
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coochie cabbage

Cabbage that has been fermented in a girls coochie
"We had coochie cabbage last night for dinner, it was about 2 weeks old."
by rusiityt September 8, 2017
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