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Contemporate

A new word that is used to sympathize with foolish people after they might have been yabbed . It was generated by a young aspiring NIGERIAN footballer
I contemporate with u OGUNKANDE
by Bayor😎😂 February 20, 2020
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Contemporary

Modern but not modern-modern

Definition requested by YouTuber Anix
Anix: These contemporary seats look so modern but not modern-modern
by bored_ March 10, 2021
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Anti-contender

(1) An individual, object or situation that is either involuntarily or voluntarily not part of a tournament. This could be due to an injury; not meeting the standards and requirements of the tournament; or, in the case of an individual, he/she is actively able to decide to remain out of the tornament. Generally, objects and situations do not have the conscious choice of being an anti-contender, however, an individual has the liberty to choose whether or not they wish to be a participant.

(2) an individual who enjoys playing board games, strategy games and sport related games but does not participate or wish to be involved in playing games with people's lives, including their own. Generally a very straightforward person who can not watch another's life being played with and doesn't appreciate their own being made a toy.
(1) i. The javelin snapped just 5 minutes prior to the tournament and was immediately called out as an anti-contender for the entire comp.
ii. Tiger Woods fell ill days before the PGA tour and thought he'd best sit out as an anti-contender for the rest of the tournament.

(2) i. Peta loves playing basketball for the school team and bingo during her spare time but she does not play dangerous games with peoples lives. She enjoys board games but doesn't believe in gaming with life.
Example:
p1: "Peta, you can dunk a ball well but you're an anti-contender..."
Peta: "Yeah... that's just the way i am. To me, we don't make a game out of life, we make a gift out of it."
p1: "Fair enough."
by 1whodoesntlikelifegames August 16, 2010
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The Contest

A contest between you and your friends to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themselves. As seen on Seinfeld.
"Jerry, I cheated in the contest"
by BixbySnyder69 May 11, 2021
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conterfeit latte

a latte that italians made by pissing in a chamber pot and mixing mith the the vomit of inocent little girls
by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004
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contender

that doufas is a fucking lost cunt
yeh, hes a contender
by amen April 2, 2003
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Contellation

The Shit, It Also is My Word. And I use it as most of My User names
by Grace (Constellation) December 9, 2004
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