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Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.
You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
by Steve Day December 30, 2008
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Condoleezma

Condoleezma - noun

A caucasian male dressed in drag - usually overweight - imitating Dr. Condoleezza Rice and all of her accomplishments. Imitations include political farce and racial humor.
Guy 1 - Dude, why are you dressed like a fatass black girl?
Guy 2 - I've gotta go do my Condoleezma.
by Cuspid May 30, 2009
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Consood

The act or action of eating/consuming a lot of food.
Hey man, let's go consood something, I'm starving!
by babysmiles May 29, 2009
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Consonostipated

When you are playing Words With Friends and there is no Vowel Movement.
Because k, r, x, q, z, j and v comprise my rack, I am consonostipated. Or only spelling in Klingon.
by GLilyDances February 23, 2013
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consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.
We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.
by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014
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consoup

a word for consuming soup, you cant really drink it or eat it.
mother: "eat you soup", son: " no, i'll consoup it"
mother: " THATS FUCKED"
by bigger bitch January 19, 2015
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consonantipation

The withholding of consonants in words. This is especially true of a g after -in, as in "swimmin" instead of "swimming". Also very common is the h after t, as in "dat" instead of "that". It can be taken to an extreme as in "Prez Clin" instead of "President Clinton". Consonantipation is becoming more and more common as people get lazier and lazier with both spoken and written communication.
I coon't unnerstan a woid dat person sai. Severe consonantipation.
by ksmanning August 13, 2014
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