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Commarxialissiveist

Commarxialissiveist., For those who fit amongst in so many radical ways, one common word just doesn't quite fit. For those that are Communist, Marxist, Socialist, Progressive.
Obama is such a Commarxialissiveist!
by King_Cyrus ℑ February 3, 2010
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Commando Shitter

A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.

Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.

Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.
I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.

There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA
by lyquiddye May 2, 2011
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Command + Q

-Some random game's chatroom-

Pro: Hey Mac users! Press Command + Q to enable god mode!

*Bunch of people disconnect*

Pro (thinking): Now it's time to get those Windows users...
by ghthhgfhg July 6, 2012
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commandbeer

Commandbeer (v.) the act of seizing ones drink (particularly beer) if you have reason to believe the individual cannot/will not finish their beer
Chris cracked the last beer at 7am, and fell asleep soon thereafter. Kevin woke up at 9am and realized the folly of Chris' ways and politely commandbeered him as to not let sweet, sweet beer go to waste.
by shwoopmaster May 14, 2014
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boredom command

The command you type at any *nix console when you are bored or in deep thought and don't know exactly what to type or why.
Geek 1: I just typed my boredom command about 20 times, maybe I should leave for the day?
Geek 2: Hah, I just caught myself repeating `ps aux` in my console, lets go get snockered.
by Shane Spencer October 21, 2007
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Keg Command

The process of commandeering the operation of a keg at a given party. This optimizes the potential to have a steady source of beer. Keg Command also enables the said commander to hit on selected girls, by giving them preferential beer service over the crowd of thirsty party- goers.
Guy 1: Hey dude how did you get so drunk last night?
Guy 2: I established Keg Command early in the night, that's the only way to get drunk at these things
by DetVicMackey March 13, 2010
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Bluetooth Commando

Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).
Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."

Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."
by RTFF October 4, 2010
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