Combablefuck

Noun; a messed up situation; like cluster fuck but 10x worse

I was in a combablefuck when I found out my girlfriend and her sister were both pregnant by me..

by Basic Grain September 2, 2019

Commatude

Three orders of magnitude or multiples thereof.

A fancy way of saying a few orders of magnitude in such a way as to quickly visualize how many more commas that final number would become.

A billion dollars is at least a couple commatudes greater than what you have in your bank account right now.

by Elux Lucis January 24, 2020

Combah

Best paki Minecraft YouTuber

I love Combah

by Gangshitbsh April 30, 2020

Combitment

To commit to a joke/bit.

Adam : Trav really got into that bit, didn't he?
Jed : Yeah, that was total combitment to it.

by Mohammed_Ghandi May 13, 2020

commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

by QuacksO January 31, 2021

Comatosol

The act of wanting to be in a Coma. Basically it’s when you decide that u would rather be in a state of prolonged unconsciousness (be in a coma) than live out your life. Because you don’t want to die so your not suicidal but you want a nice break from life so your comatosol.

My one friend keeps saying that she wants to give up. She insists that she doesn’t want to die and that she just wants life to pause for a second. I think she may be comatosol.

by Becky,yo.lu March 5, 2021

Comatosol

The act of wanting to be in a Coma. Basically it’s when you decide that u would rather be in a state of prolonged unconsciousness (be in a coma) than live out your life. Because you don’t want to die so your not suicidal but you want a nice break from life so your comatosol.

My one friend keeps saying that she wants to give up. She insists that she doesn’t want to die and that she just wants life to pause for a second. I think she may be comatosol.

by Becky,yo.lu March 5, 2021