columbian tampon

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.

I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.

columbian tampon by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016

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Columbian Fuck

When you shove a banana, grapefruit, and an Asian in a girls torn anus all at the same time

"Who that girl looks like a Colombian fuck tart."

That's one columbian fuck!

Columbian Fuck by Evan Stanley Breath January 23, 2017

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combine overwatch

some sort of guardians sent by the aliens called the combine to control the people after humanity lost the 7 hour war. the cowardly monkey ass ASSass called wallace breen allied with them and became the administrator of earth. he kinda is the ambassador nobody asked for. under his control, there are the combine overwatch. they are police people that prevent people from rebelling. they do it anyway. they only exist in the half-life franchise. (francheese? french fries? fuck it, idk how to spell that)

barney is pretending to be a combine overwatch guy to secretly help citizen and spy the combine.

combine overwatch by Smartass2 April 18, 2017

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Columbia

The prettiest girl alive. She short asf, but she got big booty. She is nice, sassy, smart, fine, and got a lot of people liking her. She also is in grade school. She likes to be called cute names, like baby

Columbia is my favorite person in the person.

Columbia by Eli_thebeast June 5, 2017