cocket

Basically Pocket + Cock -- or a pussy -- a nice warm pocket of love for your cock

I would love to be inside her cocket.

by Binlltin71 December 31, 2007

Corker turd

The solid turd holding back the diarrhea. The solid turd before a blow out.

I thought everything was fine but once the corker turd passed, I couldn't get off the toilet.

by BigDaddy'sMermaid January 5, 2017

d'coker

(n): an individual who tricks themself into believing they live a healthy lifestyle by drinking a diet coke with a whole lotta JUNK.

Kristin: I would like three cheeseburgers, a large fries, onion rings, a chocolate milkshake, one order of chicken nuggets, a bag of marshmallows, and a diet coke.
Christophe: OMG you are SUCH a d'coker right now!
Brittany: Serially.
Jorge: Huh?

by Christin Torrer March 16, 2008

Belt Clocker

A belt clocker is the urban term for cycling commuter. Since normal clothes are worn during the commute a belt must be clocked approximately 45 degrees to normal to avoid gut pinch and hair pull while cycling.

Two guys driving (1st guy) " Man I see that guy on his bike like every day " (2nd guy) "yeah peep money's steelo, he's a belt clocker fo sho"

by River City Cyclist July 17, 2009

Wicked Cocked

To be extremely Drunk. Northerns use this term quite often.

Man that girl is wicked cocked.

by ashton27 September 22, 2010

Anal Cocked

to get fucked over... to be screwed over by someone else

another term- Boned

Dude I was totally going to get that job if he hadn't applied.

Man he totally anal cocked you!

by Baine124 November 27, 2010

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a over-effimanite ''man'' on youtube. She was thrown into youtube celebrity status from his leave britney alone vid.

''I just asked a really hot woman out'' said guy A

''What's her name'' said guy B

''Chris Crocker'' said guy A

by yamumratesme January 1, 2012