Clogging Up My Newsfeed

when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.

(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)

1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"

by IseBox December 29, 2010

cloghorn

to stick your fingers in a persons nostrils and pull them by the schnoz

The douche Ben was babbling way to much so i cloghorned his bitch ass.

by mike vicks sidekick October 2, 2011

sultana clog

when your going to take a dump but then someone anal rapes you pushing the crap back in.

bob: why the fuck are you limping?
dave: i was just in the toilet and someone sultana clogged me.

by 100% grimace May 14, 2009

Curry Clog

When an indian eats so much curry that his stomach becomes clogged from it not being able to digest. The aroma of curry mixed with hershey squirts is the first sign. About once a year indians must go to their doctor in order to remove the backed up curry. May cause death. Take with extreme caution

Prince's curry clog was bad from the large amounts of curry he ate.

by bobbyr555 April 8, 2011

the cunnigham close

Screwing a customer both professionally and physically.

So what we'll need to do is get your paystubs, W2's, credit card information, and you in the missionary position.

by parkay September 24, 2004

A so close.

when someone takes a picture of a beautiful male or female were there pretty much naked but there covered by a small artical of clothing or another non-sexual body part. not consistent with.
-1another persons mouth.

"man she was wearing nothing but her belt covered her couchie."
"dude what A so close."

by collin foster October 1, 2007

to do a close

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.

Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.

by RobYourNob June 20, 2011