cum-cleaner

A non-'out' homosexual who covertly satisfies his desires by concerning himself with or addressing himself to spilt semen.

Keiren cleaned the cum out of the shower. He's a total cum-cleaner.

by Kerien the Buchaneer March 3, 2008

steveland cleamer

When one takes a dump on ones own chest.

Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.

by FunkmasterWes March 15, 2010

Cleavland Cleaner

When you lick a dirty butt clean

" She took a dump so I gave her a cleavland cleaner:

by 3manD May 10, 2010

cheater

a false vagina usually used for masturbatory purposes

"Since Cindy didn't let me take her home last night, I went home and used the cheater."

by myles myers September 28, 2006

steamland cleaver

A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.

Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.

by Ramboni November 13, 2003

cheater

Yelled at TV's in Sports Bars whenever a play or bullshit call goes against your team.

The more drunk and loud the person(s) is/are the better.

Originated at Howies Sports Page in Albuquerque, NM

Ref: Holding Offense.

Bar: CHEATERS!!!!!!

by drdouglasp March 31, 2005

Pipe Cleaner

Solid, girthy turd that cleans your colon out, especially useful after some peanut-butter shit.

Man I had a nasty shit earlier. I wasn't looking forward to the cleanup but luckily I had conjured a pipe cleaner to push out what stayed behind.

by MMDeveloper September 20, 2010