clay

a person who thinks hes hot and thinks he can get anyone but fails. he also shits himself in programming class.

Clay: "Guys i thought i had to fart but i shit myself."

by youaremyonlyflaw July 12, 2009

Clay

That bitch ass who rolled his big ol’ truck. He vapes and he’ll clap your shit quicker than he claps his ass cheeks

Clay is a total cuck

by Ching Chong singsong March 18, 2019

Clay

a sexy surfer dude who has blonde hair and slightly looks asian, even though he is white. Sometimes he even humps his own brother! and dog ... and aubrey his teacher.... but still smokin hot !

Jade: HOLY F***!!! that surfer guy is sexy!!!
Sara: oh i know, he's such a CLAY!

by lifesanillusionx December 23, 2009

Clary

Probably the palest person you'll ever know. Loves George W. Bush. Wears a gay ass banking pin wherever he goes. Kinda looks like Josh Brolin in No Country for Old Men. One of those douche bags who wears a suit on casual Friday at work. Loves to drink excessive amounts of alcohol and thinks its no big deal.

"I'm not casual about my banking, why would I be casual about what I wear....."

"Wow! You drink like a Clary!"

by Awesome #1 April 11, 2008

Minnesota Clay

where you finger a butt hole and then lick it

Hey Pat have you got the minnesota clay lately?

by Derek Moren May 30, 2006

Henry Clay

The most diabolical fiend ever spawned from the nine hells

-He Started the Civil War
-He is responsible for the conflict in Liberia
-He was born in 1777, 111 years before 1666 (666 = evil #)
-Corrupt barganing with Andrew Jackson

Henry Clay Started the civil war and therfore is responsible for the deaths of over 600,000 americans

by Kurt March 28, 2004

Clay Pipe Inspector

A homosexual male

Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector

by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003