jesus chode

when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try

wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick

by grannychodeman February 5, 2019

sicko chode

When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.

"Young flame he a sicko chode"

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 25, 2019

Hot Chode Summer

When your homies are running around reckless during summer going to HK or breweries and picking up on women of questionable moral values.....and making plans for reunions and never showing up or instead replying with innapropriate dic pics or tranny pics...

Damn this looks like a hot chode summer

by Cp Chode August 23, 2019

cock sucking chode blower

Someone who thinks that they are the shit but instead should eat shit

Dan: Hey paul i got invited to the big party cause im cool
Paul: dan stop being a cock sucking chode blower ya fat cunt

by Bigdaddykooni April 27, 2017

Chode

The piece of skin between the balls and ass.

He pissed me off so I kicked him in the chode.

by slick willy May 13, 2005

chode

A penis which is wider than it is long. Alternate usage: an asshole frat guy who is totally useless, much like a penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that chode with his frosted hair and his collar popped.

by Prince Albert XXX September 29, 2006

chode

It is when a the circumference of the penis exceeds its length when it is erect. It is quite rare and very unattractive. Short Fat People ussually have chodes as peoples penises ressemble their body.

normal penis 8====D
chode penis 8=D

"i saw rogers chode and his knob was as big as the rest of his penis"
"jimmy could not fuck jenny as his chode was too fat to penetrate her"

by t3h1337h4xx0r September 19, 2008