Cresty

The act of foreplay where someone rubs toothpaste on their face.

James: I heard Jackson sent Jamie a picture of a cresty.
Xaver: That's just wrong.

by Jamesryoma April 13, 2010

Crusty Goggles

When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.

When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.

by Panfro May 16, 2007

crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.

Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

crusty prick

An individual who speaks as an ingrate when offered help.

I'm trying to be nice, you crusty prick!

by msgs April 29, 2011

crafty butcher

angling the meat towards the back chute

bum love

by sheeldzy March 22, 2004

Crafty

Can't Remember a Fucking thing Yesterday

Next day you are crafty, Got too drunk and can't remember fuck all- Duncan Corbett - cameron Dibb

by DarkHazium January 7, 2011