crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

Crack Belt

The instantly achieved status of an individual who has recently partaken in crack cocaine that makes fighting said individual highly inadvisable.

A: Bro are you fucking serious? You let that crackhead into our dorm?

B: What could I do? I’d already opened the door plus he was a crack belt. Dude had some kind of piece of metal up his sleeve.

A: Shit fair enough, man. Never fight a crack belt. They’ll show you who’s sensei .

by Chrizone May 30, 2018

Crack spat

An unpredictable & overly aggressive comment generally made by someone who appears to be on crack cocain.

Did you see that guy having a massive crack spat?

by StottRod November 4, 2018

Crack Bro

A bro who does crack with you, bro.

Dude, I had a great time with my crack bros last night, bro.

by Joseph Broseph November 10, 2018

Crack In A Cup

Coffee or a heavily caffeinated drink that give large bursts of energy, commonly used in areas of incarceration.

Homie 1: "Ayo bruh whatchu drinkin'?"
Homie 2: "Man I'm gettin' my expresso on dawg."
Homie 1: "Nah fuck that man, you drinkin' that crack in a cup."
Homie 2: "man you trippin bro..."

by Lin-axepkheat May 15, 2019

crack or sack

When you wipe your finger under someones nose and they have to identify wether the smell is from your crack or sack

Hey honey, crack or sack?

by Cthorn May 25, 2019

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019