God

someone who never cared loved or valued me or my pursuit of existence

God told me to fly and when i tryed to he called me a loser now i never try anymore.

by Asifgodcaredaboutme May 19, 2018

GOD

I MAN

I AM GOD

by naomi poooop November 6, 2020

God

Something that doesn't exist

Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.

by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018

God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God

Morgan Freeman

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

by Rosie302 December 11, 2018

god

when something is unbelievably great

“yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”

“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”

by nowwedeadroses2939 September 6, 2018

God

A clash between the set of prime numbers moving at infinity-speed and the surface area of prime numbers moving at uncountable-speed.

The two vectors meet at a diametric angle with the set of prime numbers emerging from the upper-left and the surface-AREA of the set of prime numbers emerging from the lower right.

God is the clash between the surface area of the uncountable set of prime numbers and the uncountable set of prime numbers.

It results in infinity-spinning-around-itself or God.

by fightfacilities December 25, 2020