burrito blowout

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.

Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.

by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013

ass burrito

a large, well formed turd

Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.

by jim's friend October 2, 2011

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

burrito

You can mix beans, cheese and/or beef, wrap it in a custom tortilla just right, and you have it. Don't hang around in a public place after eating one, it is gassy as hell.

I ate a burrito and farted at the cinema. I was kicked out :(

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Burrito Kick

A devastating kick which requires both skill and strength. Getting a running start jump into the air and straighten your body like a missile, striking your enemy feet first in the groin chest or face.

Holy shit that flying burrito kick destroyed that baby, why would you burrito kick a baby?

by Vlad*the*impaler September 29, 2009

Burrito

A sleeping bag for ground beef

The burrito was worth the round of explosive diahorrea that followed

by Sheriff Woody August 20, 2014

fat burrito

A small famous burrito shop located near Wyoming University in Laremie, that is famous for its "fat" or large burritos.

When Denny went to camp, he ate at Fat Burrito.
Reilly watched Denny eat a Fat Burrito.

by Reilly Hartigan August 8, 2006