The Bryson

The Bryson is a rather rare species. A narrow, long head creature that contains a larger than usual penis that it uses to destroy hood boogers. The Bryson doesn’t have a high level of intellect as it can’t tell between the offensive and defensive side of the ball. The species is also broke.

OMG Honey! Those moves in the bedroom you used were hitting the spot. Where did you learn that?

Oh honey, just The Bryson DVD I downloaded.

by Darth_Vader1994 November 1, 2023

zach bryson

The nigga who fatally shot Tayvion Cole in Roblox Highschool, 2021.

Zach Bryson: Yeah I shot that nigga, so fucking what?

by You have gyatt to be kidding November 26, 2023

Dirty Brodon

A Dirty Brodon is when you put a condom over your head and cover it in lube before pushing your head into a well seasoned cheap prostitute in an attempt to be reborn after your life has gone to shit.

Fuck my life has gone to shit, I reckon I need to pull a Dirty Brodon this weekend and start again.

by HangryGorilla July 29, 2025

4th Of Bryson

The 4th of Bryson is a day where all big black gays come together to kiss and throw parties.

"Yo dude! It's the 4th of Bryson!" *Kisses*

by brysonsbiggestfan July 4, 2021