Breakfast in bed head

(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)

You'll never guess what my mom gave me for my birthday this morning!...Breakfast in bed head!

by Captain Kev April 4, 2009

polish breakfast

cracking a whole egg (raw, of course; brown egg recommended) into a pint of beer to start your day the right way

after a wild night of festivities; Fryderyk recommends chasing that hangover away with a full, balanced polish breakfast

by tony_homo December 24, 2010

Breakfast Burn

The act of lighting a joint in the morning to kickstart your day

Leo had to wake up at 6 to take the 2 hour bus ride to school, so he decided to have a quick breakfast burn to get him ready for the day.

by Leonard Hofmann December 3, 2007

Northern Breakfast

Northern Breakfast (n) Bilious stomach deposit made on a man/woman's back during doggy-style intercourse, deliberately issued from the partner's mouth for pleasure.

"Bah, that lass I nobbed last night were a reet dirty scunner - she weren't 'appy til I gave her a Northern Breakfast, reet from crack to scalp"

by ThathairyblokefromWeymouth March 17, 2009

Welsh Breakfast

Oral sex between any consenting adults, animals or objects.

It's never too late for a Welsh Breakfast

by dcp1000 September 17, 2012

Pimp's Breakfast

A dro joint and a cup of coffee.

Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival.

by trixehobbitses April 4, 2009

Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky]

A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.

"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"

by Will Bradley January 15, 2009