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Broast

An inoffensive, bantery, exchange of roasts with the sole purpose of entertaining other bros. This activity is purely recreational and no bros shall remain ofended.
The other day my niggz waz in an empowering broast and we were astonishingly entertained.
by CarlosACJ May 29, 2017
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Brocastery

Adj/Noun; When four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it's as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.
(A man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of Mud as a dog pees on them. When the person gets up they get punched again) "WHAT THE BROCASTERY IS THIS!!"

"My day was mad brocastery. I was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. I thought I could shake it off when I went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say "guess what... chicken butt"!That was type brocastery if I've ever seen it."
by O0KiN0O June 25, 2017
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broccoliy

Hey i got a dime of broccoliy
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Broasted

The act of a group of guys getting completely wasted.
Dude, we got totally broasted last night!
by Bro Thoughts January 16, 2018
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Brocaryote

An atheist who has not read the swoley bible and is therefore not even worthy the name primortial ooze. Typical physical attributes are small biceps and a membership at a local gay club.
"Have you seen CW? - Yeah he's not a member of the church of iron, he is such a brocaryote..."

" I read the swoley bible everyday.

- You mean the holy bible right?
- OMG Brian what are you? A brocaryote or what?....
by Rotsen25 January 28, 2018
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Brocaryote

An agnostic person who has not read the swoley bible and can therefore not be defined according to the evolution of lifting. Bryocaryotes are usually not members of the church of iron and are very likely to enjoy activities like crossfit or oral sex with the male sex organ.
"Have you seen that guy doing tricep kickbacks on the bench?
- Yeah he is such a brocaryote...
by Rotsen25 January 29, 2018
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Broc

Every once in a while I still feel like I can leap a building with the single motherfuckin broc
by YourMama’sMama January 29, 2018
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