brandonderealest

The Most beautiful man alive, build in the image of Zeus himself. A titan over all men, and a beacon of hope to the world. he is currently single to the mystery of everyone, he will find and smooch you and your mom. look at his luscious locks on twitch

you sub to Brandonderealest? you better be.

by Rui June 27, 2021

BrandonDeRealest

The sexiest man alive. Will destroy you in Rocket League. Will dominate you in GeoGuessr. No hesitation to absolutely annihilate you in BeamNG. No mercy given by BrandonDeRealest

"Yo, you catch the BrandonDeRealest stream last night?"
"Yeah! Can't believe he's on day 190. Man is crazy."

by yowhatthestreamerdoin June 28, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever

Dude you get no bitches you're pulling a Brandon

by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021

Brandon Vince

The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.

Brandon Vince is eating a ruler agen.

by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”

by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021

Brandon Slavin

A little fuck head with big muscles. He will violently attack you if provoked. He listens to Travis Scott and buys the sexiest drip. Will consume any drug at any time. *DO NOT APPROACH* he is prone to moaning in your ear

Hoe 1: Brandon Slavin killed my dog!
Hoe 2: I wonder if he is Jewish

by Factsbyzach January 31, 2022

brandon

a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩

whos that cute ass guy over there?

it’s brandon!

by suf1 June 27, 2022