Bog Virus

A contagious Virus that forces people to undergo countless amounts of Plastic Surgery until their faces look similar to the ones of the "Bogdanoff Twins". Once fully transformed, their only goal is to crash the stock market.
P1: "I heard that Jones cought the Bog Virus! All we can do is pray that he will recover from it soon."
P2: "I don't know man, it seems pretty strong. There's no Vaccine and the Doctors are getting infected too!"
P1: "Don't say it like that we got-" *coughing* "Dump ett."
by The Fragment June 16, 2021
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Bog

by Boggadump June 21, 2019
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Mud Bogging

The act of shitting yourself about the pants.
1) Dude WTF I think that guy just mud bogged himself!
2) Lastnight I was hittin mad skins. That bitch was so good I ended up mud bogging the bed.
by infoguys June 29, 2013
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egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.
Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!
by monkay December 11, 2024
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Bog

Miranda you clogged the bog again”
by Micah’s twin sister March 27, 2020
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Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"
by Luckiii November 5, 2011
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Bogged

The word 'bogged' refers to when an individual gets typically more than one cosmetic procedure and ruins their appearance, typically to the point in which they are unrecognisable or freakish.

The origin of the word comes from the Bogdanoff twins for obvious reasons, due to the horrors plastic surgeons have done unto them.
Did you see Michael Jackson before he fucked up his face? He got bogged bad. How about Katie Price before she got surgery? She wernt actually that bad looking, but she is completely bogged with them bolt ons.
by Cronks gone August 31, 2022
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