bloopher

A guy that thinks everyone wants to get with him, but in reality, noone does.

I hate going to the club with Andy, he's such a bloopher!

by Becz October 5, 2006

Bloomshrine

(1)A shrine of artfully arranged trash (typically tabletop related items...food or other) in which the level of prestige is determined by height.
(2) Function. To provoke or initiate irratiation or other any other form of annoyance to persons surrounding you.

(1) Pile all your food waste + misc trash in front of person's seat while they are in the bathroom.
(2) Organizing tabletop garbage or other stuff (anything) on or in front of person's seat while getting a beer.
Quick...make a Bloomshrine

by Rodrk December 27, 2007

bloodspaz

one who spazzes alot, one who overreacts, a bloody spaz

bob: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY STRIPED SOCKS?!?!
stan: dude chill out, they are just socks. your a bloodspaz!

by mariaaaaa January 8, 2008

bloophole

A term used to describe a fleemale's sex organ that has been seemingly damaged by millions of intercourse sessions.

I know what you'uns thinking Vern, but seriously. That fleemale has got to have a racy bloophole for sure.

by Wildsnail January 11, 2008

bloop n holla

when a homeless guy joins a bank just to get the card he can swipe to get into the 24 hour indoor ATM to sleep inside

guy 1: bruh i jus went into the ENT at midnight and is smelled like whiskey there was a bum in there snoozin.

guy 2: homie did tha bloop n holla

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

Blooperbowl

Outcome of the Superbowl, contradicting the own or common prediction, expectation, or hope for the winner.

Have you seen the game yesterday? That was another blooperbowl...

by floyd-humphrey February 9, 2010

Bloop

Often associated with hemroids. Is the occurrence of blood in your poop due to straining too hard with a hemroid.

"Bill told me that he strained so hard while shooting a duece that he ended up shooting a bloop".

by ki-elite February 15, 2010