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blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016
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bloomal fool

A bloomal fool is a term used by the infamous Craig Jackson to describe a major fool
Yous are bloody bloomal fools
by Bloomal fool September 24, 2016
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bloomer knuckle

A camel toe before the advent of modern women's underwear, when bloomers were a common accessory.
Mary Lincoln has a raging bloomer knuckle.
by Big_Balls_Bob September 3, 2016
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blooms my daffodils

when something makes you wet
by Kittensoft9 April 19, 2017
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Bloodfart

The passing of both gas and blood out of the rectum. Most commonly caused by anal penetration.
After Melissa had a rough night of anal sex with the whole footballteam, she decided she had to go and visit the toilet. As she finally sat down she felt the need to release gas due to all the penetrating. After letting a big fart she realised that it also contained blood. Therefore a "bloodfart".
by Fartyjoe April 22, 2017
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BloomAlts

BloomAlts, is an alt shop, for buying Minecraft, VPN, Spotify, Netflix, Hulu accounts for cheaper. It has the best quality and beats every other alt shop.
BloomAlts- High quality alts are a click away
by MartonDev August 27, 2017
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blooify

Someone who is well known as a bad and harmful person. It is someone who constantly rude and says disrespectful things.
I hate people who are blooifys!
by NinjaTheWiz December 4, 2017
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