blombone

Eating a pussy while she takes a shit. Female version of "blumpy."

Blumpies are fucking nasty!

by B-Town October 28, 2003

blombo

A living creature or fictional creature with large mass.
Usually describes a particular person.

Gee dude, that blombo woulda run you over.

by DarkReaper May 29, 2007

Bloomin

Word that causes parents to suffer apoplexy when their toddlers learn it from their grandfathers and they subsequently look up the definition in Urban Dictionary

Not to be confused with a regional pronunciation of “blooming” as made popular by Raymond Briggs’ Father Christmas, which is a harmless colloquial ejaculation of frustration.

My child said “bloomin” and I’m worried everyone will think he’s referencing a fictional use of the word which involves a ludicrously specific sex act never performed in the history of human sexual intercourse

by Vr1307 October 12, 2018

blomping

Receiving head whilst one is taking a shit.

"I got a well good blomping last night."

by swedishnitro June 2, 2008

Blooming Idiot

A kid who was born when his father ejaculated into a flower pot. Resulting in an idiot to blossom.

Look at that blooming idiot right there

by New York Lobster January 29, 2019

Bloo

A word that means anything you want it to!

She is such a bloo!

by nick898 July 2, 2003

West Bloomfield high school

The ghetto.

Guy1: aye did you see what happened at west Bloomfield high school
Guy2: yeah man they’re so ghetto
Guy1:Fr 😂

by Ilikedick1223939 October 15, 2021