guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"

"Nah, I got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

Flix Block

When your partner/friend constantly stands in the way of your Netflix time but still moans you can't watch without them

Man I would have finished Breaking Bad by now but my husband is such a Flix Block

by Anonymous8008135 November 3, 2016

chippy block

When you have eaten too many chips, which therefore causes a block in your throat aka chippy block

I ate too many chips, now I've got chippy block

by Queen chip April 9, 2017

zach bloch

severe autism, horrible at csgo and loves russian gals, sometimes he thinks he is one himself

dang you're such a zach bloch

by ANon32190312037891372173212936 June 2, 2017

Uworld block

A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.

"hey wanna get dinner"
"sorry im out ! gonna do a uworld block! "

by Starzforeva December 4, 2017

Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock

Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!

by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019

Coke-blocker

Any bathroom attendant as they stop you from doing coke in their workspace.

"Damn why does every bar in this city have a coke-blocker!"

by Bkklub July 21, 2019