kidney beans

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

by That Bum June 4, 2005

Beans

the food that will give you diarrhea

"Shit my stomach hurts i bet it was those damn beans"
"HELP IM HAVING IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I SHOULD'NT HAVE ATE THOSE BEANNSS

by obamalizardman December 27, 2018

beans and toast

When you vomit upon your and your partner's genitals during intercourse.

He performed the old "beans and toast" with her last night and then needed a towel.

by beans and toast February 10, 2007

Beans

slang word for the prescription pill oxycontin which is a pain killer- opiate derivitave.

"Give me two 80 beans."
"I was smokin a bean last night and I got so fucked up."

by Torpmaster October 1, 2006

Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

Beans

Shortened version of 80’s slang term, “cool beans”.

You: Hey! I got you some beer!

Friend: Beans.

by Slim Chance October 8, 2019

beans on

A phrase used to describe a female who would appear to show an interest in a man. She could also be described as being "up for it" - although 'up for what' cannot be easily defined.

A female who grabs your buttocks within 5 minutes of meeting you can be described as 'beans on'

I'm telling you mate, she's beans on.

by cazio July 15, 2009