teeter beater

A device used to flop breasts around for arousal.

I enjoy using my teeter beater.

by Lil’ Mama Hutch January 19, 2022

IG Beater

A man who masturbates to a woman that he knows instagram page privetly.

Person 1: Did you hear that max was beating to emily's IG page?

Person 2: Yeah, hes an IG Beater

by terk! March 8, 2024

Beater

A petty con man

Leotis is nothing but, a beater, he told me he was broke when we went to the club and I paid his way in only to see him buying some chick a drink.

by Mackendeez November 11, 2020

Theatre beater

A theatre beater is the action of public masturbation inside of a movie theater. A theatre beater often happens during a moment of sexual tension or arousal within the movie being played; thus causing the movie goer to transition into a frenzy of their own personal delight. While often secretive, a theatre beater can be a distraction if done carelessly.

Hamilton: what was that man behind us doing?
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!

by TMNT SCRAPER March 24, 2025

bobby beater

An inflatable hammer wielded by children for the sole purpose of beating Bobby Vegas to death.

And here come the kids with Thier Bobby beaters. He's got no chance now.

by Purplebloke January 15, 2022

Wife beater

Wife beaters. Also known as drunk black men, also known as raccoons.

Get that wife beater to the field.

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Skeeter beater bill

Beats his meat to any girl

Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing

by Skeeter beater bill October 25, 2018