Barnings 

Hard working, loyal, and unable to break. Stays in the spotlight even when the electricty is out. You can find only a few so it is rare to even know of a Barnings. Men Barnings's are more rare than woman but when you find a man look up he will be tall. Barnings take pride in the fact there are few of them so don't plan on knowing one to long.

Man that Barnings sure did hit the nail on the head. Damn that Barnings is a monster look at him work. Hey "What" have you ever seen a Barnings. "No" have you ever seen a leprechaun?

Barnings by Don Appomattox September 13, 2012

Cum Barnacles

The collection of cum on the bottom of one's feet after jerking off in the shower.

I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.

Cum Barnacles by urbancocktionary December 15, 2011

The Ugly Barnacle 

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star

"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"

The Ugly Barnacle by smobowser October 5, 2019

You can’t put one horse in two barns 

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

You can’t put one horse in two barns by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

Barnett 

A family tribe that is super legendary. They are so powerful that even the bloods and crips fear them. A girl is super lucky to date one. They are rare and legendary. They are Beasts at gaming and rap in a west coast style

It is used as a last name, n, A family tribe that is super legendary. They are so powerful that even the bloods and crips fear them. A girl is super lucky to date one. They are rare and legendary. They are Beasts at gaming and rap in a west coast style
Wow! It’s a Barnett?!

Barnett by Rfhka.hedg.kade September 22, 2019

Genital Barnacles 

Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.

Bitch I'm not touching you until you get those Genital Barnacles scraped.

Genital Barnacles by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008

weiner barns 

Slang for a pair of women's breasts...

I can't wait to park my cock in between those weiner barns!

weiner barns by D.E. Dobish April 11, 2008