Bare spurting

A phrase used to put the amount of blood pouring out of your penis into perspective.

Jake: Ayo wagwan i'm bare spurting blood way out my tip my drilla
Tom: Damn g you might wanna get that ting checked out
Jake: Nah g

by Skidmark69 March 5, 2021

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cookie rookie bared

When some one is cooked and doing something funny

Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips

by NokBerry December 20, 2016

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bare essentials

Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.

Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

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Bare minimum

Oh? Do they adopt this sort of bare minimum of the philosophy they promulgate? That's the thing I said. Like 7 years ago. Even the slow brains are catching up!

Hym "Oh? Really? You mean they adopt the bare minimum of the philosophy they espouse? Really? You mean, it is what I said it was. The thing I said years ago was correct. Again. Does that ever frighten you? That the guy said he's going to kill God is ALWAYS RIGHT. Does that ever send a chill down your spine?"

by Hym Iam May 21, 2023

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better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

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