BENCH

To graffiti with a marker or scribe.

"I benched all day riding the bus."

by tee November 20, 2003

benchboy

(n) A Seal, sealion, or other semi-aquatic, beach mammal.

We drove around the coast until we saw a load of benchboys lying on the rocks.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

benchpressed

a word to indicate that one was severely burned with a witty remark

Guy 1: hey, i'm hungry.

Guy 2: your mom wasn't hungry when i got done with her last night! oohhhh! you just got benchpressed!

by aslan.the.lion June 8, 2009

Benched

To be so high or drunk that the world doesn't spin correctly.

We got so benched, dude where's my car?
Look at Tom, he's benched.

by Triizyyy May 2, 2018

Benchud

An absolute nonse who licks the insides of his mums shoes.

Basically can mean anything you want for a goon.

Person 1: That Josh lad just robbed off his mum to buy pick and mix
Person 2: What a dutty (dirty) benchud

Or

Person 1: Did you see Jack last night?
Person 2: Yeah he got smashed and shagged 5 birds and sniffed Alex’s nans ashes
Person 3: Oh my god, what a bechud

by duttybenchud August 29, 2018

Deep bench

Lame, uncool, last choice.

“I heard Kelly was a total loser” - “yeah she’s deep bench”. “Do you want to see that movie tonight?” -“No way, it’s totally deep bench”.

by Jalenadro August 26, 2021

baech

in another way biatch which is bitch

i hates that baech

by gurnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnade April 8, 2010