Archie

MAN WITH A HUGE COCK

Ooo that Archie boy , his cock is so big !

by Bluepigeon34 January 27, 2018

architeuthis dux

The giant squid. The second largest species of squid known to man. The giant squid can reach lengths greater than 50 feet and has the largest eyeball in the animal kingdom. It is thought by many marine biologists to battle with and maybe even prey on sperm whales. Unlike most squid the architeuthis dux has serrated suckers on the clubs of it's two longest tentacles which are most likely used for catching and holding prey. The giant squid is one of the earliest and most terrifying examples of the fabled sea monsters that destroyed and sunk ships hundreds of years ago and is widely considered to be the same monster known as the kraken.

"The young couple's blood curdling screams could be heard from the pier as the hungry architeuthis dux destroyed their little yacht and pulled them toward it's gnashing beak!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Social Architect

A person who designs, devises, or constructs social interactions with a predetermined goal in mind. For example, if one such architect sought to maximize his or her sex appeal, or rather more generally their value, one would direct the flow of conversation in such a manner that portrayed the architect as one with the highest level of value, while also lowering the value of others to further elevate himself/herself. That being said, the goal of each individual architect may vary from simply "getting laid" to engineering the perspective of a generation.

Wow, that guy is acting like a Social Architect.

by Mandarin Foxes April 7, 2012

The Archibald

You shave off your pubes, put them in a bag and put it in your back pocket. Then when you are rooting a chick, you pull out, squirt all over her face, pull out your bag and throw your pubes on her face

ohh yesss yesss, turn around turn around, ohhh *blows on her face*, *pulls out bag throws pubes on her face*, no she looks like The Archibald guy with that beard.

by Brady#69 February 5, 2009

archerize

The ability of a person to make any statement, no matter how innocent, into a sexual innuendo.

While explaining that I had been had exposed to the students attitude toward learning. Jim archerized the statement and implied I had exposed myself with attitude to the students.

by BLUE 42 October 4, 2008

dirty archie

Someone who goes to the hood an takes good married women away from bad men

Wow he dirty archie that girl she such a good woman to be with such a bad man.

by The good good man May 25, 2019

archer cote

A foot-job with the arch that feels so good, you scream like a coyote (or cote for short).

My girlfriend gave me an insane archer cote. I was wailing like a damned banshee. We set off the fire alarm.

by something bigger June 2, 2009