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17 facts about Barnshaw

The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.

Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.

If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.

There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.

Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience

Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.

Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.

Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.

Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow

Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'

Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
17 facts about Barnshaw

No point in hiding, Barnshaw knows where you live.
by Barnshaw December 4, 2010
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If there is about

To mention about something else that is on top
...but if there is about this situation, I think we should take an action.
by MartMaraniak June 11, 2018
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I'm gonna see a man about a wallabee

an expression used by the residents of sydney, australia describing the euphoric sensation of wanting to pull your wang out and let it rip
(Eric) How was your flight?
(Ivan) It was long but i didnt really mind cause there was this fine ass bitch sitting next to me the whole time...now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna see a man about a wallabee
by ivan dogg September 30, 2008
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About to fly

When an unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) situation gets too close to the point of collapse.
A: "Yo... how´s your relationship with Juliette?"
B: "About to fly."
by rperazag July 10, 2010
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Don't even worry about it

1. Phrase used for anything that someone might worry about
2. Phrase used to keep anyone from worrying about what you are about to do
Example 1:
On the way to Taco Bell (2 minutes before closing time):
Loser (you): Oh my GOD!! You're driving head on with that Mack truck!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK AND KILL US ALL!!!!

Me: Don't even worry about it.

Example 2:
Loser (you): Great, the cops. I told you you'd get pulled over. You were driving like a fucking maniac.
Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance.
Me: But, sir, I don't have a license, registration, or proof of insurance.
Officer: Step out of the car.
(Me steps out of the car)
Officer: Ok, now, I'm going to read you your rights. You have the right to remain- Gahhhh!!!
You(loser): OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!! YOU FUCKING MURDERED AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.
by Cheesefist September 12, 2008
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About a week ago

you did something a week ago but you don't remember it and its a slang word the odd people don't get.
about a week ago
me: " I got my hair done"
you:" When:
me: "About a week ago!"
by Diamondbear13 November 4, 2014
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Dick About To Explode

by ush March 19, 2003
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