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big ed

noun - urban slang, meaning for to perform oral sex on a male, dick sucker, cock sucker, slob the knob, etc.
She gave him a "big ed" in the back seat.
That girl is fugly, I wouldn't even let her give me a "big ed".
by Shanarchy February 9, 2006
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photoshop 'ed

what all the people on the front cover of any magazine are
did you see taylor lautner on the front cover of rollingstone??
there is no way a little butter cup could have the body of a bodybuilder!!!! that asshole got photoshop 'ed. no wonder alot of twennyboppers think they can marry this douchbag he is even a bigger tool then mario lopez
by TiTyRon December 16, 2009
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tupac-ed

adjective: another way of saying "too packed." when one packs a fat bowl too tightly and it doesn't hit. you have to keep trying until it does. primarily occurs in bubblers and bongs, but can happen with some pipes, especially sherlocks.
stoner: here, it's your hit... but it's tupac-ed
stoner 2: what do i do?
stoner: just keep hitting it until it hits, man
by summerrollin December 23, 2012
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Sir Eds

Similar to the American word "Benjamins". A Sir Ed is a New Zealand $5 note. Aptly named for its picture of national hero Sir Edmund Hillary
Guy1: Bro can you get us a pie?
Guy2: Chur bro, i'll just have to break out a Sir Ed

Guy: Far Out! look at all those Sir Eds!
by KaineH2 September 1, 2009
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ed sheehan

A term that unmusical dildos would use to describe a scrappy-headed Irish singer who soared to fame and popularity in this past decade
Did you hear Ed Sheehan dropped 3 albums in the past month! That's an absurd amount.
by UrbanJules March 5, 2017
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Vero-ed

When an ex (usually ex-girlfriend) has attempted to remain friends with all of your friends.
"Hey man, check your facebook. There are some pics taken at the bar of Jon getting vero-ed by your ex."
by TacoKisses May 6, 2009
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Ed Sheeran

Proper noun. Ed Sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of Jesus, or is thought to in fact to be Jesus himself.

That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.

Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.
"May Ed Sheeran be with you."
"And also with you."

"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."
by edsheeran/jesus August 7, 2012
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