the phantom spank

when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire

i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg

by whoopiegoldberg April 15, 2010

smurf spank

after someone makes your panties wet you remove them and hit that person in the face with them.

Amber thought she had Jasmine around her finger, until she got smurf spanked.

by BPB562 July 14, 2011

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017

Poop spank

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

Spanking The Raymond

The process of vigorously caressing your Romano in order to gerfliggity

My hands are chapped cause i was Spanking The Raymond innummerable times

by Burrito Supreme June 1, 2010

spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 28, 2007

Spanks-giving

Created in the late 1990's; Spanks-giving is a holiday celebrated annually, the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of the continued dominance of the Virginia Tech football program over their in state rival The University of Virginia.

Are you going to Charlottesville for Spanks-giving this year?

I was so wasted I never made it to that last Spanks-Giving day game.

by YoudontknowHOO February 22, 2011