Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.

trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 11, 2019

Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.

Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"

by Take a shot o jamo January 28, 2017

Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.

This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back

by Melmanfort April 15, 2025

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Diaper Slug

When your coworker’s baby thunders warm, gooey shit in the middle of your staff meeting.

Dear god did your baby just make a diaper slug?!

by AsspenisCo. July 11, 2022

Diaper Cake

it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake

I looked up "diaper cake" and am disappointed that it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake and not a cake that looks like a diaper

by Yonkers Homeboy January 18, 2019