Mop

Mop: to beat up or fuck somebody, or just fucking shit up

Brah i just mopped this hoe.
Brah I'm going to mop sesh this spring break.

by the andre February 26, 2015

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

MOP

abbreviation: make out playlist

my mop has a shit ton of cigarettes after sex songs on it

by honeypi October 29, 2020

MOP

Mean Old Pussy; applies to both males and females. Commonly associated with an elderly(like) individual that exudes a negative fucking bitchass attitude.

“Did you see Katrina yesterday. I fucking can’t stand that mop.”

by Dessert Room Tramps December 2, 2017

Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.

I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.

by Shugunou February 16, 2023

ass mop

One who's extremely annoying and has no social life whatsoever. One who's extremely irritating and talentless and has a reputation for being a thot.

Felicia: Why you gotta be such a bitch sometimes?
Felicity: Why you gotta be a milleniul ass mop?

by americanrain November 24, 2014

Mopped / Mop

This is a slang term invented by the very popular YouTuber "Yikes", and it can mean anything and everything. It doesn't have 1 set definition, and it can mean anything depending on the situation.

Yeah, the other day Jack was MOPPED!

I'ma mop this job / have this job mopped

I'll mop my mopping by having my mopping mopped

Being mopped/mop is such a weird feeling.

Imagine being mopped / mop, couldn't be me

Being mopped / mop is the best/worst thing I've ever experienced!

by Nebula_GTAG June 29, 2024