Dirty Squirty

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.

Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty

by WordToYourMother69 September 01, 2021

Dirty Fabio

A Dirty Fabio ( not to be confused with a dirty fabian ) is a sexual maneuver in which the man thrusts a mouthful of his balls in the girls mouth whilst wearing a long blonde wig and yelling “My meatballs will complement the spaghetti nicely”.
Once completed, he finishes all over her stomach and says “Dinner isn’t complete without sauce, Mamma Mia, Yahooooo!”

Her: I can’t believe he pulled a Dirty Fabio on me.

Her friends: No way, he didn’t complete the platter with his sauce, did he?

Her: Oh yeah, it was wild. I came to him saying “Yahooooo!”
Best night of my life.

Her friends: Wow girl, we are jealous. Maybe we can all ask him for a test.

by Countchocula April 13, 2020

dirty Amelie

dirty Amelie, the unique technique of painting done by constantly being "high as fucking shit" and using a chewed worm on a string as an instrument to paint with.

For this painting i used the "dirty Amelie" technique. Im pretty proud of it.

by a random dumbass on the web April 14, 2020

dirty charlie

When you take a huge shit in a tube sock and beat someone with the sock filled with poop.

If you don't shut your mouth real quick you are going to get the worst dirty charlie in the world, asshole.

by its nickkkkk yo July 03, 2008

Dirty Matthew

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

by MacJacMcCoy May 01, 2020

Dirty Scalia

To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.

Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.

by Tim Clayton March 23, 2007

Dirty nigger

The type of nigger that is dirty and usually obsessed with sex

Nigger 1: Yo my nigger how's it going?
Nigger 2: I just beat my meat to a 45 minute long porn video
Nigger 1: Your a Dirty nigger

by Dadthatisafather February 28, 2019