Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

by ginormous george July 28, 2022

Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

Crispy

The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.

Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!

Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!

by ERAmatica January 8, 2012

Crispy Greens

Marijuana.

I hear Marcus sells them crispy greens all the time.

by PinkytheFloyd July 10, 2010

Crispy

When a roast is especially hurtful;

"holy shit that roast was *Sharp Inhale* CRISPY!"

by THEDEFINITIVEFISHMAN September 18, 2018

Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.

*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees

by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024

Crispy

Something that is just bussin bussin

That ending to the movie was too crispy it made me cry like mf baby.

by anonymous November 27, 2021