Super ugly, no bitches, tall, weak, nerdy, socially awkward, massive penis and hates people. He definitely will pull if wasn't so afraid of women
you look like such a Bishop
by Virgultum_vr June 13, 2024
Someone who is terrified of women and people. Haven't glown up yet, massive penis, and if he wasn't so introverted, he could pull.
by Virgultum_vr June 13, 2024
Somebody who cannot handle their drink. Often found stumbling the streets of London after half a pint.
‘Adam it’s your round.’
‘I’m heading off now fellas.’
Adam leaves
‘He really can’t handle his drink. He’s such a Bishop.’
‘I’m heading off now fellas.’
Adam leaves
‘He really can’t handle his drink. He’s such a Bishop.’
by The chundermeister March 24, 2018
To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner
I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop
by Uncleboozer August 23, 2019
The bishop of the religion, Khan Academy, founded in 2022. The religion grows between 5-15x per month.
by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022
by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018
Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
chris bishop
by hell god ss December 05, 2017