zombie's kiss 

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

zombie's kiss by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008

zombie it 

to do something without putting forth any effort or thought. is usually done when you are too tired or bored to actually try. most commonly happens at school or work and occasionally home and other places....

man, i'm way to tired to do this homework. i think ill just zombie it.

zombie it by random zombie bum. May 5, 2009

zombie economy 

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.

Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.

zombie economy by Quido1 April 16, 2010

Zombie shit 

A shit you're sure you flushed but somehow is still in the toilet later.

Mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU FLUSH?
Son: I did!
Mom: Go look!
Son: FUCKING ZOMBIE SHIT

Zombie shit by GLaDImStillAlive July 28, 2011

Zombie Kiss 

When you embrace your significant other with a silly, over-exaggerated bite then a quick peck on the cheek afterwards. Many males are compelled to do this to their girlfriends after viewing the Walking Dead or Dawn of the Dead.

"Hey man, you make the first move with her?"
"Yeah dude, totally zombie kissed her."

Zombie Kiss by The Krum February 2, 2012

Zombie Love 

Like puppy love, this type of love is an undying passion and love of any one person or thing in which you cannot get thinking about them out of your head because of how much you just can't live without them.

Jean has Zombie Love for Breanna because he never stops talking about how he can't live without her.

Zombie Love by WrenaByrd July 13, 2012

Zombie Dream Headache 

The stuffy, foggy head pain resulting from a night of zombie dreams.

Fighting friends who turned into zombies, in your zombie movie like dreams, usually result in a zombie dream headache in the morning.

Zombie Dream Headache by hju July 27, 2009