throat yogurt

semen from a man's penis;milky like substance used to target a females chin;

Hey Liz do you want some throat yoghurt in ur face?
Yes please Nigel try and hit my chin

by Nigel&Scott August 27, 2005

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006

dick yogurt

A slang term for the semen of a Middle Eastern man, claimed by many girls to be the best tasting semen in the world.

I love it when Ahmed shoots his tasty dick yogurt all over my face.

by ahmedb678 August 22, 2009

purple headed yogurt slinger

penis, booner, dick, cock, padro, pecker, winer, johnson, mr. mushroom head, anaconda, baby arm, baby maker, bud, chub, ding-a-ling, dong, hard on, jimmy,joystick,

look at that purple headed yogurt slinger

by jackoff jacobs October 16, 2009

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Simply, an ejaculation.

Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Sadie Belle August 7, 2006

man-yogurt

-men's yogurt for douche women or gay men
-semen in a yogurt container
-manly yogurt?

-Cody: Maaan that man-yogurt totally knocked me up yesterday!!

-John: You know man-yogurt makes you manly man!
-Ray: Yea man lets get some!!
-JohnYea because we are so unmanly man!
-Ray: Totally, but we cannot tell anyone, K?!
-John: Why though?
-Ray: Because it semen...
-John: Heck Yea...we could get pregnant, lets goo!!
-Ray: Yeaaa boi...all homo!!

by DOUCHe Lord January 25, 2011

Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004