yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.

That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.

by Sippysaywhat August 23, 2016

Cranberry Yogurt

When one has sex on their period and their discharge combines with semen.

Last night Greg and I fr made Cranberry Yogurt, relieved my cramps so nice.

by Poona the Fuck Dog May 3, 2018

yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018

Tallest Yogurt

Rakeen weird

damn ur definitely the Tallest Yogurt, just like rakeen.

by iMouthSexGoats November 23, 2021

yogurt hole

Adj. : Describing a felatious vagina or anus that has been aggressively drenched with semen in such a way that the only way to describe it is a hole covered in yogurt.

"Did u see how i totally creampied that yogurt hole?"

"Ya you really covered that hole, whole!"

by Duck from the gunclub November 19, 2021

Yogurt

Very good for you, healthy, and nutritious. Anyone who thinks yogurt is bacteria is a fucking gooofball.

Yogurt is so good for you man!

by Carbrajeddyl September 6, 2021

Yogurt lid

When two men cum while docking and then they lick the semen out from inside each other's foreskin.

We were so hot after docking that I licked my own jizz out from his foreskin like a yogurt lid.

by das bouk! July 31, 2021