yogurt
gurt: yo
yo: what are you doing here
you: im alone
alone: no ur not bumass nigga
bumass nigga: yeah im bumass nigga
yeah: nice to meet you
you: nice to meet you too
too: thanks
thanks: what
what: huh
huh: stop this immediately
immediately: tf did i do
tf: idk what u did
u: i did nothing
nothing: yes me and u were getting freaky last night
freaky: fk u talking about i wasnt with them last night
them: then who were u with
then: i was eating pizza
pizza: i hate u
u: why do u hate me
gurt: yo
gurt: yo
yo: what are you doing here
you: im alone
alone: no ur not bumass nigga
bumass nigga: yeah im bumass nigga
yeah: nice to meet you
you: nice to meet you too
too: thanks
thanks: what
what: huh
huh: stop this immediately
immediately: tf did i do
tf: idk what u did
u: i did nothing
nothing: yes me and u were getting freaky last night
freaky: fk u talking about i wasnt with them last night
them: then who were u with
then: i was eating pizza
pizza: i hate u
u: why do u hate me
gurt: yo
by iamnothere11 April 21, 2025
by pituitarygland January 11, 2020
Very good for you, healthy, and nutritious. Anyone who thinks yogurt is bacteria is a fucking gooofball.
by Carbrajeddyl September 07, 2021
(adj)
of a person, someone who is easy to deal with, does not present much of a challenge, a pushover.
of a person, someone who is easy to deal with, does not present much of a challenge, a pushover.
by JohnnySabu May 14, 2022
"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 01, 2021