Irish Wristwatch 

(noun.)

An alcoholic drink consisting of Jameson Irish Whiskey mixed with a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream. Also known as a Perverted Irishman.
Altered original recipe to contain 90% Jameson, and 10% Bailey's as opposed to 50%-50%, respectively.

Named after an English-language tongue twister.

Note: Both ingredients can be substituted for any brand of respective whiskey and cream of Irish origin, obviously.

"Bartender, Irish Wristwatch, please."
"A, what?"
"Perverted Irishman, turn up the Jameson."
"A little further explanation."
"Chilled Jameson, splash of Bailey's."

Irish Wristwatch by Velko August 19, 2013

Irish Wrist Watch 

The act of ejactulating onto the anal rim of a female, followed by fisting the ass hole until the wrist touches the sphincter. The ring of brown and white upon ones wrist after withdrawal of the fist is an Irish Wrist Watch.

'Bend over love, I want an Irish Wrist Watch'

Irish Wrist Watch by Thebloodymary May 20, 2015

wrister-twister 

This is a Unique various of the ever popular "shocker" it involves a counter clock wise rotiation of the wrist join so as to surpise your lady friend. Also helps if u yell it out just before you are about to preform said task.

u say hey baby u want the W.T. then shes says "whats the W.T" then at the top of your lunges....u yell out "WRISTER-TWISTER" then dive into the DANGER ZONE!!

wrister-twister by k-money Kuzma June 19, 2006

wristhater

emo kid. lost soul of questionable fashion and music taste. takes out misguided frustration at the wold not 'getting them' on their own wrists. purely in a 'cry for help' way.

Julian is so 'troubled', he's turned into a total wristhater... and will you LOOK at his hair.

wristhater by grassrootsinactivist October 2, 2006

wrist midgets

The act of pleasing ones self sexually to fruition.

Hold on, I need to crank out a few wrist midgets before I go out.

wrist midgets by Justin Sears June 29, 2008

wrist flop child 

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

wrist flop child by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009

wrist hamburger 

what happens when emo kids are left alone with thier i-pods and sharp objects.

"she made so much wrist hamburger her arms are zebra print"

wrist hamburger by bob the emo killer February 27, 2010