Wizard

A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.

Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.

by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009

Ginger Wizard

An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).

Keven Connolly, the Ginger Wizard, got engaged to Jodie Wall!

by Kevensucksass January 9, 2009

Wizard Of Odd

Hung like sparrow and all the personality of a paper cup, that's WOO.

He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.

Wizard Of Odd, Wizard Of Odd, on your knees, I want a blow job!

by Xiang March 18, 2005

witzel

A witty geeky person with whome most people love to spend hours with.

A witzel can keep you entertained for hours unend and loves video games, amvs, and often Sci Fi. They have a great scense of humor and are some of the funniest people you could ever meet.

Witzels are also very cuddly, though if you squeeze too hard you could brake it.

Also a very furry man who still gets cold during winter.

Over all: They are very loveable dispite ther're over all appearance and nerdom.

"My witzel is such a sweet heart, and can even recall every episode of Star Trek."

by sea girl <3 geek November 7, 2008

wizardtim

A loser who is teh sux0rz and gets owned by n3wbz.

Man, did you see that wizardtim get owned by that newb?

by mwahaaahaa May 27, 2003

witbank

A rather dodgy town in south africa. Usually inahabited by men who's mullets are the lentgth of his list of wifes married. "In witbank its believed that if you drive slower than 30 they steel of your mags and if you drive faster than 30 they think you wnat to dice!"

The only virgin in witbank is the one that can run faster than her dad.

by stevie felle September 14, 2011

wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'

"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"

by annonymous15 November 6, 2006