Baker Mayfield

When someone is the best (actually the best in the whole world) at something they do

Ian: LeBron is so good at basketball
Ian 2: Yeah he is the Baker Mayfield of the NBA

by Sigmasigmaboy December 12, 2024

Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.

"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"

by BakaDog February 15, 2017

bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.

Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!

by TheFiend138 April 29, 2019

Megan baker

Clearly always right, never over reacts , always cool calm and collected is one of the luckiest lady's in the world to be given a heart from the one and only old bones

Megan baker is perfect even when not perfect.

by Bonelove September 24, 2020

A Baker

Do you see that hippy over there with no sense of cleanliness, human decency or the ability to generate personal accountability and leech off of the government like a communist - also they use a lot of chewing tobacco? Man what a Baker.

John: Hey! Are you a Trump Supporter?
Kyle : No I’m A Baker

by Histamines Man February 1, 2024

bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021